Gary Owens. Well. What a dump! The Muppets Go to the Movies Transcript 1. Oh, well, that's what you should've asked me about — the food. Excuse me, Miss Piggy, I need some more dimes for the phone. No, we're going up the block. Oh, I was afraid of that. No, I don't think Walter's here tonight. Oh, this is fantastic! Ha ha — oh, fear not, my sweet flower. It comes at a very poignant moment in, … where Miss Piggy first sets eyes on Kermit …. Hey, wait, hold it, hold it —. Ladies and gentlemen, the Muppets are beginning to arrive! Sure. They chuckle. Here it is, the muppet movie. Then four different groups of the Muppets appeared in four different squares. Yesterday I saw a movie so bad, the popcorn walked out! (whispers) "Pete's saké? We then switch to a stone-carved monument of the title. See the Muppet Wiki transcript policy for information on publishing transcripts on the wiki. Thank you. [she pulls out of his arm] Agent Barker: Ooh! HI!!!! I am going to show a film clip right now of one of my favorite scenes. It's a miracle. Kermit: …unidentified falling objects. We're going to try our best. Oh, you're a wonderful dancer, Miss Piggy. We’ll stop supporting this browser soon. He's my favorite. I'm so happy to see you and be a part of this exciting evening. I've always done comedy, but I've never done a standup act in my life. Then another square of half of the Muppets appear around the scene. The entire interior of the Cocoanut Grove has been remodeled for this very evening. Tom Patchett is an American film director, screenwriter, actor and producer who is best known as the co-creator of ALF. We’ll stop supporting this browser soon. Then the curtain closed. Little? ", Dudley: *Miss Trenton…Jean. Wow. Scooter pushed Link, who swung across the hall, yelling in panic. You know, long before we Muppets were making movies of our own, we loved just watching them. Yes, I love you all. Uh, yes, thank you. come along, Camilla. So now, ladies and gentlemen, let's go to the movies! Statler: Well, up until now, I've always been interested in moving pictures. Wait a minute, these are aut — you're collecting autographs! Link: (skewers the object) It is a crumpet. The Muppets is a 2011 American musical comedy film directed by James Bobin, written by Jason Segel and Nicholas Stoller, and the seventh theatrical film featuring the Muppets. F.D. It's that simple wimp Pimpernel, and his humpy humple-dumple…can we just get on with the story? I'm so nervous. A helicopter flies by the window of an air force base. Oh, I don't know, uh, we - we finally arrived in Hollywood, so I thought it'd be nice to uh, have a little party. He leaned against the monument, and it fell over. Hey, listen, guys! What was that? Hi-ho and welcome to The Great Muppet Movie Ride! Fozzie then came out as his fanfare played. For Kermit. Afanfare plays asKermit comes on-screen ] KERMIT: Thank you, thank you! You know, in the small piece of the — of the picture we saw a little earlier, Jim, I was impressed with the music. And here comes Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem! Thank you, Dick. Both: It's that simple wimp Pimpernel and his Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpet! Scooter: (as Gonzo fights the masked pig) And who is the man who loves Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpets beyond all things? Please. Scooter: (singing) There'll be derring do. Forget the phone, just run along, heh. And uh, would you like to tell the audience a little bit about it? We got the theater and all our fans are … This must not happen. I'm just fine. Here's my favorite movie of all time, one of the great swashbucklers, The Three Musketeers! Good evening! How would, you say that you guys have adjusted to life in Hollywood? The villain has dropped something! Which may be very soon now. This series is in mockumentary style that follows their personal and professional lives. We can do it all again! 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